Dreamer

[Dreamer]

[worldsworstfather]

sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon

[worldsworstfather]

me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*

me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah

[worldsworstfather]

literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting

[anunexpectedfanboy]

Roll for what this post is about

[Dreamer]

[4-1-3]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[23devil]

People

[i-am-mishafuckingcollins]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou]

yeah… weird

[freakofandoms]

This post is amazing from start to finish

[dictator-woodle-dee-doodle]

The post. the post with the llamas. the post with the llamas specifically used to express frustration. The Frustration llamas post…

[Dreamer]

[naturaekos]

“You make me nostalgic for a love that hasn’t even happened yet.”

— Iain Thomas, I Wrote This for You
(via goodreadss)

[Dreamer]

[lesbwian]

end of the year mood

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

[Dreamer]

[mordantgeese]

red pill in matrix: everything you know in society is a lie, the status quo is a lie

red pill on reddit: the status quo is good actually, everything u grew up learning is true actually.

[Dreamer]

[probablybadrpgideas]

If you paladin rolls a natural one when smiting evil, instead of being smoten, evil is smitten. Now they wander around with a blushing demon bashfully writing poetry about them constantly

[sweettoothedtrickster13]

OP change your url

[Dreamer]

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[i-jab]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

[Dreamer]

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

“I literally made three- THREE- 18th century corsets last week. You can wait until one of them gets back, or you can go sometime post-1920s, because if I have to sew one more god damn channel I will literally lose my mind.”

“Upper middle class?!?!? You told me upper class! FUCK YEAH THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!!!”

“How about kimoNO.”

“Look me in the eyes. I do not care what you want. This is the 1500s. You absolutely cannot wear trousers.”

“Another court gown?? Here’s a novel idea: go as a peasant for once in your life. Why do you do this to me? You’re fucking sadists that’s why.”

“Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up all night hand painting silk.”

“THE POLICY IS ONE MONTH’S ADVANCE NOTICE ON PRE-1900s WOMEN’S FASHION FOR A REASON, DEBRA.”

[Dreamer]

[peachdoxie]

Miles Morales was instantly relatable in the first 30 seconds of his appearance in Into the Spider-verse when he only sung along to like 28% of the lyrics to Sunflower and just mumbled random syllables to the rest.

[Dreamer]

[actuallyprettyodd]

[constantblathering]